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Be kind to millennials: you may end up working for them

“Be nice to nerds,” said the author Charles Sykes, “you may end up working for them.” It’s often misattributed to…

14 May 2019

Call him Boris: a guide to naming the royal baby

When I was born, my mother wanted to call me Ruskin. My father wouldn’t allow this, believing that other children…

8 May 2019

The death of democracy: a user’s guide

Democracy is dying. David Lammy MP thinks that some Tory MPs are turning into nazis. Commentators are writing about the…

7 May 2019

A Guide To Becoming an Activist in 2019

You are nothing without a cause. Find yours before the world falls apart

26 Apr 2019

How to stage a naked protest

Taking one’s clothes off in the name of politics is back in fashion: here’s a guide on how to do it properly

18 Apr 2019

A Guide to Surviving the Brexit Cliff Fall

If the EU can’t be your state, it can be your state of mind

9 Apr 2019

6 reasons I won’t sponsor you to do something you enjoy

If you’re bungee jumping over the Zambezi in aid of invalid donkeys, I’m not interested

2 Apr 2019

Harry Potter just got progressive – should these books follow suit?

Here are 5 titles ripe for a modern reinvention.

2 Apr 2019

Six signs you’re suffering from millennial burnout

From worrying about avocados to ghosting real life, burnout can strike when you least expect it

26 Mar 2019

A Guide to Dealing with Middle Class Panic Syndrome (MCPS)

Brexit is coming. The planet is dying. Catastrophe is looming. Make sure you are prepared.

20 Mar 2019