Boris Johnson’s guide to staging a coup
The Brexit coup is real. We live in fear over what Boris Johnson will do next.
Greta’s guide to sailing the Atlantic
Greta’s voyage of sacrifice will teach us the error of our ways
A woke guide to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex
Rest assured that your hard-earned taxes are being used ethically at Frogmore Cottage
A woke guide to holidays
Spend a week with polar bears and share the results on Instagram. Embark on a colonial guilt tour. Help Britain reduce its international plastic burden by taking all your rubbish home with you.
How to tell a joke in 2019
Jo Brand got into hot water with her joke about Nigel Farage, so what are the new rules for modern humour?
What Can Greta Teach Us?
Greta Thunberg is the 16-year-old school girl who is teaching the adult world a lesson. Politicians across the Western World…
The death of democracy: a user’s guide
Democracy is dying. David Lammy MP thinks that some Tory MPs are turning into nazis. Commentators are writing about the…
A Guide To Becoming an Activist in 2019
You are nothing without a cause. Find yours before the world falls apart
A Guide to Surviving the Brexit Cliff Fall
If the EU can’t be your state, it can be your state of mind
A Guide to Dealing with Middle Class Panic Syndrome (MCPS)
Brexit is coming. The planet is dying. Catastrophe is looming. Make sure you are prepared.
Woke Christmas gifts: a guide to virtue-giving
Forget toys and chocolate – it’s all about virtue this Christmas
7 easy steps to deal with rabble-rousers
Feel well informed and more socially aware? Here’s how to maintain your sanity in a world gone mad
7 easy steps to becoming a male feminist
In the age of #MeToo its vital that men become part of the sisterhood
10 easy steps to becoming a New Progressive
Put prejudice and selfishness behind you by learning to think like a ‘woke’ millennial
Triggered by Bregret? Your guide to the new word order
Get out of your bubble and into your safe space, you hashtag activist. We mansplain the latest lexicon
A handy guide to the Tories for the under-10s
The Conservatives used to have big ideas and shout a lot; now they’re frightened of looking silly
A guide to ‘the experts’ for the under-tens
Who are the experts? Experts are the clever people. They know about things that most people don’t understand. Experts become…
A woke guide to climate change protesting
Visionaries who foresee the coming apocalypse are taking action. Will you join them?